Single guy and still not trying to get that old ball and chain wife because that stops the times I have, like, need, live for, getting ass, all sorts of ass: thick girls, young girls, mature women, the girl next door, former teachers, moms of my ex girlfriends, pregnant women who say yes, and surprise surprise, there are plenty of horny, fuckable soon to be mothers who like sex with men not their dick partner that got them pregnant, also big and that sexy fat white female 200 pounds for starters, but like that 300 pound 5'8" type, but my favorite conquest and score is, I really mean this, my favorite score of ass, sweet farthole and crack, ass, juicy bouncy cheeks and her girl stink, sweet mother Mary, her fart blasting bombs firing out and smacking me in the face, kaboom! when I'm not kissing,licking or eating them gas treats, the score favorite of favorites are porn stars I am a fan of their work, personality, face, ass, and her ways of playing back, and saying okay, "we can do that...never farty hardy before, can't wait" those sexual escapades I earned to play. Also a late bloomer in figuring out dick chicks with sweet shaped like a born girl with a sexy fat ass, wear a cute girl looking face, and tho have a dick, I still want them to park on my face, fasten their seat belt, and ride like a roller coaster, while sucking my rhythm meat stick so well because having a dick themselves, they know how to do it, hit the spots, I could I go on and ignore these dick chick scores when most like guys with my kind of looks and body, fag hags rule! And though I am likely retiring at age 50, I have 30 years+ in the books being a fan boy, groupie man whore who is a star seeker, star fucker, who never charges, got meat cooked from my first, Wendy Jo Sperber to the horny granny celebrities and icons, Florence Henderson, and one night stand with stand up queen, Joan Rivers, I don't charge, even when a naughty Joan Rivers of 1987 after a night hosting the LA street scene event then came across my exposed dick, us two alone in a hotel lobby moment and told her my dick is in lust with you, plays like a pro, play and bake my meat all you want, and we did, then asked how much do I owe you, like I'm saying now, I said then, I'm a dick slapping whore that don't charge a dime. Female musicians on the scene, up and coming, indie greatness ass, cult heroes, and pop divas, like Cybil Shephard's ass in my face, her farthole, farting kisses on my fart loving, kissing lips, one night only stand the night I did sound for the jazz club she was singing her set, paid the sound guy I personally knew $300 if he arranged I fill in for him for sudden emergency he had to tend, so it happened, I had plenty time with Cybil to work it, her soundcheck was hours before her performance, and our Frank Zappa connection go my balls rolling, her mind knowing her fart hole was going to treated like a lady wants it to be treated, with respect, passion, talent, skill, and love, sweet fart kissing love, mwah! Jail bait, I plead the 5th on that♥